WHAT IS VAGMAGIC?
VagMagic is the fastest feminine care fix on the market. It's a homeopathic vaginal suppository system comprised of small, boric acid suppositories.
WHAT IS IT FOR?
When you get a yeast infection or bacterial vaginosis (BV), your pH is, or is about to become, imbalanced. VagMagic suppositories help bring that pH back into balance, giving you relief from icky things like itching, swelling, and odor.
HOW SHOULD I USE IT?
Once you've been properly diagnosed with a yeast infection, take two suppositories and insert them into your vagina as far as they'll go. Try to wear a pantyliner if possible because your body heat will make the suppositories melt and leak out of you - which is totally normal.
Lay back, watch some Netflix, and try to fall asleep. The most you might feel is a slight tingle as the suppositories release the magic, but NOTHING should hurt.
Every night after that, use one suppository in the same exact way: insert it as far as it'll go and wear a panytliner at night and during the day to protect your underwear/pants/dignity.
WHAT IF I HAVE BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS (BV)?
Repeat the same as above, but for a minimum of three weeks, or until desired results are achieved.
CAN I USE THIS IF I DON'T HAVE AN INFECTION OR IRRITATION? WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO BE pH-BALANCED?
Duh! We made VagMagic to relieve symptoms of irritation but we ALSO intended for it to be an amazing vaginal maintenance system! Use a suppository once weekly to maintain optimal freshness, or whenever you feel like. We like using them after sex, after we get a period, and when that sweaty workout hit us a little too hard. With our concentrated formulation, a little magic goes a long way!
WHO CAN USE VAGMAGIC?
Any owner of a vagina who feels they need it, can use it - sexually active or not, heterosexual or not heterosexual, most (if not all) vaginas tend to experience pH imbalances from time to time. There is no age limit or restriction, no rules or regulations; if you experience irritation down there, you should try VagMagic.
Pregnant? We highly recommend getting your doctor's approval first before using VagMagic.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? IS IT SERIOUSLY PAIN-FREE?
VagMagic feels like motherf*cking unicorns. It feels like you're shoving a fairy godmother up there to grant wishes to your unborn children. VagMagic feels like a personal, sparkly battalion hellbent on making magic out of a fiery and itchy chaos. It's like WAR & PEACE but all the peace. It's like going to the Laugh Factory and actually laughing. Or, like, getting a lot of cats and still nailing a bunch of hot Tinder dudes who love your cat-lady thing.
WHY IS IT IN A BAG?
It's in a resealable pouch for your convenience. You don't need all of the suppositories at once, so you'll need to protect them until they're all used. You're a busy, on-the-go kind of girl, so we decided on a tough little mylar pouch modeled after the toughness of your nether-regions. It's quieter than opening a tampon wrapper, and discreet enough to take anywhere. You can throw VagMagic in your purse, your workout bag, or leave it standing up in your bathroom for people to ooh and awe at when they visit.
IT LOOKS LIKE MOLLY OR SOME OTHER FUN NEW DRUG. CAN I EAT VAGMAGIC AT BURNING MAN/"INSERT MUSIC FESTIVAL HERE"?
No. VagMagic is not for oral consumption of any kind. Stop doing drugs. Stop putting things in your mouth. Get your life together.
WILL VAGMAGIC CURE ME OF A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE (STD)?
No. Please get checked out by a doctor before you use VagMagic - it's ALWAYS best to get a clear diagnosis of your problem before you decide to treat it! VagMagic is definitely magical, but it is only a homeopathic remedy, NOT a cure-all for diseases, strange sores, or an existential crisis.
HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?
Free: As long as you buy from VAGMAGIC.COM directly, we will provide free shipping!
DO YOU USE VAGMAGIC YOURSELVES?
Yes. We wouldn't be selling it if we didn't love it! We're super f*cking passionate about making sure other owners of vaginas get to experience the magic we've discovered.
CAN I HAVE A FREE SAMPLE?
If you'd like to receive the 7-suppository pouch of VagMagic for promotional or collaborative purposes, please email us at email@example.com!
WHAT IF I BUY IT, TRY IT, AND THEN I HATE IT?
We offer a 100% money-back guarantee - but please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org to tell us why it didn't work, and we'll help you out within 30 days of purchase.
WHAT IF I HAVE A QUESTION THAT WASN'T ANSWERED?
Send us an email at email@example.com! We're here to help. Seriously! We want to make up for the big sister, mom, aunt, grandma, any female figure, etc., that wasn't down to get honest about sexual health - that's why VagMagic exists, to spread sex-positive vibes to sex-positive women.